His hair isn’t red.
His siblings, the Princess Evelyn
and Frankie the Jokester,
had convinced their parents
that red hair is mandatory
in this Byrne family.

Baby Bob begs to differ.
He has dark brown hair.
And he is what we call
“a good baby”.
He goes about his baby business
(eating, sleeping, pooping)
with only an occasional necessary cry.
No Irish temper here!
Baby Bob displays
forgotten French and German genes.